what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream
I would actually be really happy. Just thinking about some of the shit that could be avoided. fuck
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On the 8th of January (Date may differ slightly) I’ll post a photo of where I taped the paper with your URL on it and I’ll tag your URL on the photo. :D
Side Note: I keep seeing these and I think it will be so much fun and I am 100% serious. I plan to do every single one.
Post Proof #3 205 URLs
why the frick not
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| Everyone: | Are you okay |
| Everyone: | You look tired |
| Everyone: | You look upset |
| Everyone: | You look confused |
| Everyone: | Are you mad at me |
| Everyone: | What are you mad at |
| Me: | IT'S JUST MY FACE |
I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face
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MY DAD PUTS THE SEATBELT ON FOR HIS IPAD OMFG
ok, but im still wondering about the candle in the back though
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Number one rule guys.
NUMBER. ONE. RULE.
I tried to use Alt+Reblog and it sent me to the reblog page
Tumblr wants me to do this specially
I shall obey
it did the same for me
master
(via ladyreagan)
is having a penis weird
like
it just hangs there
occasionally flopping
girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time
do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time?
bouncing
actually yes
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i dont even watch doctor who, but im norwegian. #represent
(Source: youbutmostlyme, via desertpetrichor)
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This Blood Lamp doesn’t look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste.
we can finally power the world with periods
oh god reblogging for that comment.
(via fatasstohealthybitch)
when im acting really sassy my mom tells me to “put a little less dressing on that attitude salad”
I miss tanline
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First Breath After Coma // Explosions in the Sky
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(Source: lifetime-of-scars, via thegirlwiththeheadphones)
Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your pocket catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.
(via gigglingbean)
true life
iT FUCKIG HURTS STOP LAUGH ING
today my friend said that 40 year old leo dicaprio is hotter than 25 year old leo lms if no
home alone time 2 get freaky ;)
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT...
Black hole eating a star
I’ve been following fuckyeahloldemort for like 99 years and they reblog me but still won’t follow me back
